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   Saint Augustine Quotes: Give me chastity and continence, but not yet!
   Mae West Quotes: Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you
   Groucho Marx Quotes: From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down
   John F. Kennedy Quotes: Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
   Woody Allen Quotes: For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce
   Oscar Wilde Quotes: Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys
   Will Rogers Quotes: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
   Denis Healey Quotes: First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging
   Oscar Wilde Quotes: Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes
   George Bernard Shaw Quotes: Every man over forty is a scoundrel
   Will Rogers Quotes: Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over
   Charles D Warner Quotes: Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody
   Woody Allen Quotes: Eternity is really long, especially near the end
   Bart Simpson Quotes: Eat my shorts
   George S Kaufman Quotes: Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye
   Samuel Beckett Quotes: Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick
   Homer Simpson Quotes: English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England
   David Brent Quotes: Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
   Oprah Winfrey Quotes: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side
   Winston Churchill Quotes: Don't talk to me about Naval tradition...rum, sodomy and the lash
   Homer Simpson Quotes: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
   Homer Simpson Quotes: Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep
   Woody Allen Quotes: Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it
   Bart Simpson Quotes: Don't have a cow, man
   Groucho Marx Quotes: Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you
   Mae West Quotes: Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for
   Mae West Quotes: Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find
   George Burns Quotes: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love
   Woody Allen Quotes: Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love
   George Bernard Shaw Quotes: Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire
   Spike Milligan Quotes: Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion
   Brendan Behan Quotes: Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done
   Will Rogers Quotes: Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock
   Mark Twain Quotes: Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
   Ralph Bus Quotes: Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off
   Will Rogers Quotes: Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
   Socrates Quotes: Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food
   Marilyn Monroe Quotes: Chanel No. 5
   Desmond Morris Quotes: Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female
   Socrates Quotes: By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy
   George Bernard Shaw Quotes: But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it
   Mark Twain Quotes: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint
   Mae West Quotes: Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before
   Marge Simpson Quotes: Bart, stop pestering Satan!
   Benjamin Franklin Quotes: Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
   Woody Allen Quotes: Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in
   Homer Simpson Quotes: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
   Oliver Goldsmith Quotes: Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies
   Mae West Quotes: Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly
   David Brent Quotes: Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half the pile of CVs in the bin

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