TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2010 - Other Jokes   Date: 01-03-2010    Views:

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Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


"Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".

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