Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. Whats worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job over six years ago he hasnt even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesnt even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed,

Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Petes sake, you dont need him anymore. Youre a United States Senator from New York, act like it!